This story is about the Baudelaires. And they are the sort of people who know that there’s always something. Something to invent, something to read, something to bite, and something to do, to make a sanctuary, no matter how small. And for this reason, I am happy to say, the Baudelaires were very fortunate indeed.

koreykuhl:

roy-ality:

dantemillar:

sorelatable:

just another thing I won’t find my name onimage

OMG it’s the dollar store keychains all over again!!

Really tho

My biggest struggle in life.

pocketpadfoot:

You know Sirius and James would be those guys who are super into zombie movies and laugh in public like it was not scary at all but then climb into each other’s bed at night because “bro, I think I heard something in the kitchen”

o-my-boys:

#OH MY GOD#THEY SKIPPED SCHOOL#TO AUDITION FOR THE FILM#NO FUCKING WONDER THEY GOT THE PART#THAT IS LITERALLY SOMETHING#FRED AND GEORGE WOULD HIGH FIVE OVER

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theannieplanet:

do you think taylor lautner has war-like flash backs of shark boy and lava girl

What is the most evil thing you've ever done?

  • Mark Sheppard: I like lying to my kids.
  • Mark Pellegrino: I taught my daughter the wrong words for things.

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

file under “movies to watch when feeling sad”

Maybe in the sunshine, like on the beach. Surrounded by, hmmm… beautiful people.

parkingstrange:

when a post gets popular after you add a caption to it

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coelasquid:

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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My father used to say, “Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument.
Archbishop Desmond Tutu (via te-hya)